Archive for May, 2011
ZACHISGOD.COM foreign correspondent Adriano N., caught this exclusive pic of the crash site following Snooki’s run in with Florence police.
Reports are saying that Snooki ran into a Florence police car that was escorting her through the city and that two of the officers were taken to the hospital.
Deena was in the car along with the pint sized pickle lover. The duo had to make a daring escape through a car window because of the extensive damage, but neither were injured.
Snooks was taken into custody by police but was apparently not drinking or doing drugs at the time of the accident.
In the picture below you can see
Snooki Deena sitting on the median surrounded by the MTV crew. According to our correspondent on the scene, Adriano N., traffic was shut down on the road during rush hour causing miles of delays.
I guess these girls just don’t know how to stay out of trouble.
An E. coli outbreak in Northern Germany that claimed the lives of 4 people, has been linked to cucumbers from Spain.
The outbreak also caused hundreds of more people to become violently ill. The Hamburg Institute for Hygiene and the Environment tested the cucumbers and found that the E. coli laced veggies were of Spanish origin.
Researchers are reporting that this strain of E. coli is particularly strong and is resistant to most antibiotics. It has been causing its victims to throw up blood and have constant diarrhea.
This is some gross and dangerous stuff. I’m glad I only eat organic locally grown cucumbers (yeah right).
This type of food tainting is going to continue unless we really focus on punishing the giant sized food producers. That will never happen though, it would cause the price to go up too high on most items and there would be a consumer backlash.
Oh well, guess we need to just stock up on toilet paper.
Lindsay Lohan has been hanging out at the beach a lot lately, and we knew it was just a matter of time before her boobs were out.
Lucky for us it wasn’t very long!!!
Click on the pic below for Ms. Lohan’s lovely uncensored pink nipples.
The World Health Organization (WHO) is having their annual meeting to discuss the World’s largest health concerns.
Top on their list; deciding if they should destroy the last two remaining vials of Smallpox.
And the answer isssssssssssssssssssssss?
Why, you may ask, would we not want to destroy one of the most dangerous diseases in the history of the planet? According to researchers they need the virus, “so they can complete work on a safer version of the vaccine and treatments for those already infected.”
Sounds reasonable enough, but others say that saving the virus may lead to its use in bio-weaponry if it falls into the wrong hands.
The two stashes can currently be found in Atlanta, USA and Siberia, Russia. Not surprising to say the least.
So, should we trust these guys?
The Maryland Half Marathon is meant for human participants only, but that did not stop one Goldendoodle from finishing the race.
Dozer the dog escaped his electric fence and joined the field of runners at mile 5 on May 15th.
The pup was seen keeping pace alongside the runners and stopping at the water stations for a little H2O. No one realized that he was on his own.
Even though Dozer failed to pay his entrance fee, he was awarded a medal of completion and has since raised over $1,900 for the fight against cancer.
Race organizers have already invited him back for next years race.
Check out the video below of Dozer crossing the finish line. This almost makes me want to get off my ass and do one of these races. Almost.
Virginia mom Tiffany Goodwin made one hell of a grab at a minor league game in Richmond this past week.
The mom caught a line drive foul ball while holding her 8 month old baby Jerry.
Check out the picture below where you can see that Jerry already had a safety helmet on, just in case mom’s reflexes weren’t quick enough.
But no need, because Tiffany used her gloved hand to snag the ball out of the air.
Way to go mom!!
I still think it is way more impressive when I guy catches a ball without spilling his beer. We all know that beer is more important than a baby. (“I keeed, I keeed”)
According to Deadspin and TMZ, former WWE superstar Macho Man Randy Savage was killed this morning after suffering a heart attack behind the wheel of his car and losing control of the vehicle.
Sad, sad, sad day.
“Snap into a Slim Jim!”
There is a spicy meat stick waiting for you in heaven Randy.
UPDATE: Randy’s Jeep Wrangler veered across a highway median and hit a tree head on. His wife was in the car but survived with minor injuries. Randy was 58 years old.
The long awaited return of NHL hockey in Winnipeg, Canada is finally over.
The Atlanta Thrashers have been sold and are moving North. Two people in Atlanta are crying and thousands in Winnipeg are celebrating.
True North Sports and Entertainment have purchased the Thrashers with the blessing of the NHL and Gary Bettman.
The official announcement is planned for this coming Tuesday.
Check out the video below of Jets fans celebrating last night
Giving a gift card makes everyone’s life much easier, but aren’t they just so boring?
Now you can make giving a gift card a little more fun with with a puzzle box maze. The puzzle box locks your gift card inside and requires that the lucky recipient guide a metal ball through a maze that eventually leads to the gift card being unlocked.
For only $5.99 you can enjoy watching your grandma try to desperately get her hands on that $20 Barnes and Noble gift card.
Doesn’t that sound like fun?
Richard Branson is f’ing awesome.
Virgin Galactic has begun “feathered” test flights of it’s incredible SpaceShipTwo, that will begin shuttling passengers into space in just about a year.
The first test went as planned and showed how the space ship will re-enter the atmosphere and land. The only thing they have not tested yet is the actual rocket launch; that will come in 2012.
So if you have $200,000 just laying around you can join the list of hundreds of people who are already booked for a flight into space.
Pretty darn cool.