For $19.95 you can own your very own Obama Skeet-shooter action figure, from Herobuilders.com.
This thing has to be racist right? I can’t exactly put my finger on what is racist about it, but it just has to be.
Why is everyone so surprised that someone can be against automatic rifles and high capacity magazines but still like skeet shooting? It’s a freaking Olympic sport people!! There is a huge difference between shot guns and machine guns.
So back to the action figure. Sure it kinda looks like Obama, but what’s with the lame clothes? They couldn’t have dressed him up a little nicer?
Chris Meloni, of Law and Order: SVU fame, is fucking hilarious. Always has been. Be it his role as a nutty Vietman Vet in Wet Hot American Summer or his disgustingly awesome cameo in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, he has continuously impressed me with his comedic abilities.
The video above though is by far one of the funniest things he has ever done.
Just watch it. There really isn’t anything else that needs to be said.
Rupert Murdoch sat in front of a British Parliament committee yesterday to answer questions regarding the News of The World hacking scandal that has rocked the island nation.
The committee session was cut short after a man by the name of “Johnnie Marbles” attempted to throw a shaving cream pie in Mr. Murdoch’s face.
But before that happened, the video cameras that were filming the hearing caught a great shot of Rupert with accidental devil horns sticking out from his bald skull.
Love it. They really fit him so well. I hope he gets burned in this scandal.
Breaking news from Jalopnik. Jackass and CKY star Ryan Dunn died this morning in a car accident, along with another unidentified passenger.
The crash happened just outside Philadelphia this morning at 3am. The car he was driving in was reportedly going over 110 mph. It was a single car accident.
It is not known whether or not drugs or alcohol came into play, but Dunn did tweet a picture of himself drinking with friends just hours before his death.
TMZ has confirmed with April Margera (Bam’s mom) that Dunn did in fact die in the accident.
As you can see in the picture below, not much was left of the car.
This comes as a complete shock to everyone in the Jackass community. Dunn’s new TV show “Proving Ground” on G4 TV had just premiered a couple of weeks ago.
ZACHISGOD would like to send their condolences to all of Ryan’s friends and family. Ryan made us constantly laugh, and he will be sorely missed.
RIP Ryan Dunn. FULL ARTICLE HERE.
UPDATE: Police have confirmed that Dunn was driving his ’07 Porsche GT3 when it crashed this morning. The car was in flames when police arrived.
UPDATE #2: Check out the new picture of the crash scene below. Wow.
UPDATE #3: Hollywooddame.com is reporting that the other passenger was Dunn’s friend Zac Hartwell. I cannot confirm this.
UPDATE #4: The passenger was in fact Zachary Hartwell. Confirmed by a new police report.
First Anthony’s Weiner, now Chad’s Johnson!
Deadspin just announced that they were offered pictures that show Ochocinco apparently pleasuring his cock and balls using cocoa butter.
The person who contacted Deadspin claims to be in possession of two photos that were sent to his wife by the Bengals wide receiver.
He also says that these same pictures were sent to several married women.
The amazing Deadspin head editor A.J. Daulerio offered to pay $93.24 for the scandalous photos, but was turned down.
That Chad Ochocinco sent pictures of his johnson to women, that he most likely met online, should come as no surprise to anyone. This guy is pretty cocky (pun intended). I’m sure he has one of those Chris Brown cocks that hangs down to his knees too. But we may never know. Unless Bill Simmons and the ESPN boys over at Grantland.com decide to shell out more cash than A.J.
ZACHISGOD.COM foreign correspondent Adriano N., caught this exclusive pic of the crash site following Snooki’s run in with Florence police.
Reports are saying that Snooki ran into a Florence police car that was escorting her through the city and that two of the officers were taken to the hospital.
Deena was in the car along with the pint sized pickle lover. The duo had to make a daring escape through a car window because of the extensive damage, but neither were injured.
Snooks was taken into custody by police but was apparently not drinking or doing drugs at the time of the accident.
In the picture below you can see
Snooki Deena sitting on the median surrounded by the MTV crew. According to our correspondent on the scene, Adriano N., traffic was shut down on the road during rush hour causing miles of delays.
I guess these girls just don’t know how to stay out of trouble.
Lindsay Lohan has been hanging out at the beach a lot lately, and we knew it was just a matter of time before her boobs were out.
Lucky for us it wasn’t very long!!!
Click on the pic below for Ms. Lohan’s lovely uncensored pink nipples.
According to Deadspin and TMZ, former WWE superstar Macho Man Randy Savage was killed this morning after suffering a heart attack behind the wheel of his car and losing control of the vehicle.
Sad, sad, sad day.
“Snap into a Slim Jim!”
There is a spicy meat stick waiting for you in heaven Randy.
UPDATE: Randy’s Jeep Wrangler veered across a highway median and hit a tree head on. His wife was in the car but survived with minor injuries. Randy was 58 years old.
Arnold was banging the maid.
The ex Governor of California has admitted that he fathered a child with one of his household staffers over a decade ago and that he just recently told his wife Maria Shriver.
The Governator said, “After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry. I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time. While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not.”
Obviously this is one of the reasons Maria moved out.
I’m not shocked by this at all, Arnold has been known to be a cheater and it was just a matter of time until he was caught again.
So what ever happened to Andy Milonakis and Biz Markie?
One had a horrible TV show and one had a horrible hip hop song. But did you ever think they would end up working together?
Well now they have! Check out this horrible commercial for ILoveTuneUp.com, some website that fixes all the mistakes on your iTunes.
I wonder if they had to actually pay them to be in the commercial or if they just had to buy them dinner?