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South Park is back in 2 days! Watch the episode trailer for HUMANCENTiPAD

South Park is back with all new episodes, starting this Wednesday at 10pm on Comedy Central.

The season premiere is set to take on Steve Jobs and the fantastic horror movie Human Centipede, in an episode title appropriately HUMANCENTiPAD.

If you haven’t seen Human Centipede yet you should definitely check it out. I warn you though, it’s not for the faint of heart.

This should be awesome. Check out the clip above.

 

Jugs pitching machine

Have you ever wondered who your favorite ESPN personalities are sponsored by? Now you can know.

After being pressured from our friends over at Deadspin, ESPN has released a list of who their commentators are sponsored by.

The release states, “As part of ESPN’s transparency efforts and guidelines for commentators and endorsement relationships, following is a list of relevant, approved endorsements. This information will be updated as warranted.”

My favorite on the list is Michele Smith, who is proudly sponsored by JUGS Pitching Machines. Who actually names a softball pitching machine JUGS? Seriously?

The list is pretty interesting,

Check it our HERE.

Jimmy K is Back with the Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet

In a follow up to his Jimmy K Hottie Body Pilates video, Jimmy K is back with the Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet! A diet where he eats 4/5th’s of your food before you even get the chance, saving you 4/5th’s the calories! Chock full of hot celebrities, with an interview conducted on the sidelines by Erin Andrews herself. Check it out!

Jimmy Kimmel hottie body bump club

Jimmy Kimmel is a GENIUS. Enough said.

There really isn’t anything that needs to be said about this post other than the fact that Jimmy Kimmel is a GENIUS and the best late night talk show host. Just watch below, you will understand.

(Shout out to Nicole B. for finding this clip)

Did Alf just say the “N” word? I think he did.

I loved Alf when I was a kid. I even had an Alf doll (which was awesome!). But one thing I didn’t know was that Alf had turrets. Apparently this was a little known fact, but as you can see from this video Alf had a bad case of it. And it wasn’t just the four letter words that the wise cracking alien liked to spew during his turrets fueled rants, he also had the tendency to throw the “N” word out there. This isn’t the Alf I knew and loved.

IBM super computer Vs. super humans on Jeopardy!

On February 14-16 the popular game show “Jeopardy!’ will pit IBM’s super computer Watson Vs. intellectual masterminds Ken Jennings (longest winning streak) and Brad Rutter (most money earned). This will go down as one of the most important battles in the war between Man and Machine. Will Ken Jennings, with his ridiculous amount of knowledge and quick trigger skills, be able to thwart the mighty Watson? You will have to tune in to see. Check your local listings for channel and time (7pm, ABC7 in the NYC metro area).

Full Article HERE.

Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter. AP

Canada’s new “Jersey Shore” ripoff, “Lake Shore”

Here we go again. Now Canada is jumping on the “Jersey Shore” bandwagon, with their new ripoff show “Lake Shore”. Instead of one ethnic stereotype to laugh at, this time we have 8!! The TV production company behind this new show pretty much set up their own little UN in Toronto, with a Turk, an Italian, a Vietnamese, a Czech, a Jew, a Lebanese, a Pole, and an Albanian.

Oh boy, this should be fun.

No surprise here. “The Walking Dead” picked up for season 2

After pulling in 4.7 million viewers in week 2, “The Walking Dead” has been picked up by AMC for a 13 episode second season. This should come as no surprise considering the show has had a record amount of viewers in the 18-49 age demographic; advertisers most sought after. If you aren’t watching yet make sure you catch up now. This show will be on for years to come.

Full article HERE.

Why aren’t people watching these reality shows?

MSNBC.com has put together a list of the best reality TV shows that you aren’t watching. The new reality show “Circus” on PBS looks really interesting. They followed around the Big Apple Circus and focused on the entertainers and their lives. It premieres Nov. 11 on PBS, so that’s probably why we aren’t watching it yet. I’m definitely going to check it out.

Check out the full list HERE.

"Circus" on PBS, Premieres Nov. 11th