shouldn’t be allowed to do.
VOMIT: Kids taking private jets to summer camp has jumped 30% in the last year
Jul 25th
Sorry little guy in the Porsche Cayenne getting dropped off at summer camp, you are no longer the “rich kid”. The number of kids taking private jets to their summer camps has jumped 30% in the last year, according to private jet company Blue Star Jets.
Oh rich people, how you boggle the mind.
Isn’t it bad enough that you are already sending your kid to a $40,000 summer camp? Now you have to fly them there in a private jet? What….The…..Fuck…….?
The Augusta State Airport in Maine was reportedly packed last Saturday with campers being dropped off via private jet companies such as the aforementioned Blue Star Jets, Net Jets, and OneSky Jets.
It’s seems that all of the data is true, the rich have not been hurt by the recession.
The über wealthy argue that flying private is allllmost as cheap as flying commercial. They claim that a round trip commercial ticket on a Saturday from NYC to Portland, ME is $600 (BULLSHIT!! Orbitz has a round trip ticket from JetBlue for only $318), so spending $3,800 on a private jet is practically a bargain.
According to one employee from Blue Star Jets, “You don’t have to be a millionaire to do it.” WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. You absolutely have to be a millionaire to do it. And not just a millionaire but a multi-millionaire. What world are these fucking lunatics living in?
My favorite part in the article is from a Long Island divorce lawyer who got so fed up with the “poor mom’s” trying to hitch a ride back on her private jet that she now just sends her kids to camp in Europe.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! (Puts gun to temple, blows brains out.)
FULL ARTICLE HERE. **WARNING** It may make you vomit.
Don't forget your gold plated hiking boots!! (Andy Molloy, NY Times)
Things Rich People, Who Don’t Work, Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do: #16
Apr 25th
The daily blog post that everyone loves to hate just keeps on rolling.
THINGS RICH PEOPLE, WHO DON’T WORK, SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DO.
#16: Rich people, who don’t work, shouldn’t be allowed to say the words, “Mommy, please” after the age of 10.
It’s just sad to say that when you are 37 and still get an allowance. I’m sure you can think of a better way to ask for a new yacht.
Things Rich People, Who Don’t Work, Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do: #15
Apr 22nd
The World’s most hated daily blog post continues!!!
THINGS RICH PEOPLE, WHO DON’T WORK, SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DO.
#15: Rich people, who don’t work, shouldn’t be allowed to complain that jet fuel prices are too high.
Oh soooorrryyyy that you have to fly first class now.
Things Rich People, Who Don’t Work, Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do: #14
Apr 21st
The World’s most hated daily blog post continues!!!
THINGS RICH PEOPLE, WHO DON’T WORK, SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DO.
#14: Rich people, who don’t work, shouldn’t be allowed to get angry when the price of caviar goes up due to a natural disaster.
Do you really like the way it tastes anyways, or do you just eat it because it’s expensive?
Things Rich People, Who Don’t Work, Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do: #13
Apr 20th
The World’s most hated daily blog post continues!!!
THINGS RICH PEOPLE, WHO DON’T WORK, SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DO.
#13: Rich people, who don’t work, shouldn’t be allowed to complain that the hippies at Whole Foods smell.
You have to be prepared for that. Get your groceries delivered if you don’t like it.
Things Rich People, Who Don’t Work, Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do: #12
Apr 19th
The World’s most hated daily blog post continues!!!
THINGS RICH PEOPLE, WHO DON’T WORK, SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DO.
#12: Rich people, who don’t work, shouldn’t be allowed to say, “There is never anything good on TV during the day.”
Fuck you, I wish I could watch The Price is Right everyday!
Things Rich People, Who Don’t Work, Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do: #11
Apr 18th
The World’s most hated daily blog post continues!!!
THINGS RICH PEOPLE, WHO DON’T WORK, SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DO.
#11: Rich people, who don’t work, shouldn’t be allowed to get angry at Kobe when he falls on their courtside seats.
If you are going to sit that close to the court then you better be ready to have large sweaty men jumping on you to save the ball from going out of bounds. If you don’t like it, get a luxury box asshole.
Things Rich People, Who Don’t Work, Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do: #10
Apr 15th
THINGS RICH PEOPLE, WHO DON’T WORK, SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DO.
#10: Rich people, who don’t work, shouldn’t be allowed to complain that their taxes are too high.
No fucking way. They most certainly are not too high. Just pay them and then go back to the beach asshole.
Things Rich People, Who Don’t Work, Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do: #9
Apr 14th
THINGS RICH PEOPLE, WHO DON’T WORK, SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DO.
#9: Rich people, who don’t work, shouldn’t be allowed to get angry when their helicopter to the Hamptons gets delayed 15 minutes.
Try driving to the Jersey shore on a Friday afternoon.
Things Rich People, Who Don’t Work, Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do: #8
Apr 13th
THINGS RICH PEOPLE, WHO DON’T WORK, SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DO.
#8: Rich people, who don’t work, shouldn’t be allowed to consider endorsing a check a “chore”.
You’re getting money, it should be fun, not a chore!
