Will Hi-Tech Helmets Reduce Concussions? No, and Here is Why.
Apr 2nd
Concussions have been making a lot of news in recent years. From pee wee sports all the way up to the pros, there have been dozens of studies and investigations into how to treat and reduce the number of concussions that athletes are receiving.
Out of any professional sports league the NFL has probably taken the biggest steps in changing the rules of the game to directly impact the number of concussions it’s players incur. The next step seems to be to come up with better helmets that will help to make the risk of receiving a concussion even less. Companies like Riddell, Schutt and Xenith have been experimenting with a number of new designs, including built in ice packs, multiple exterior plates, and shock absorber’s. And scientists have been seeing good results in testing. Many high schools have already signed on to try some of these new designs during this upcoming season.
But here is why I think these new helmets and new rules won’t help. Players either do not care to or do not know how to properly wear their helmets. And I know this because I was one of them. When I played high school football I would purposely remove air from my helmet to make it more “comfortable”. It was stupid, and dangerous. I got lucky and never had any major concussions. Did I have many small ones, that scientists are finding more and more to be just as dangerous as one big one, sure as hell I did. Did I tell anyone? No way. I didn’t want to leave the field, so I shut my mouth and shook it off. NFL players do the same thing.
Watch any NFL game and take a look at how many players helmets fall off. Notice how loosely tightened their chin strap is? Also take a look to see if they are wearing a mouthpiece. Sure, the running back always has one, and most of the linebackers, but take a look at everyone else, especially the quarterback. Almost none of them wear one. All of these factors lead to concussions. You could have the safest helmet in the world and it wouldn’t make a difference if you didn’t have enough air in it or the chin strap tightened enough.
The fact that mouthpieces aren’t mandatory in the NFL is completely ridiculous. The excuse that it’s “hard to breathe” or “difficult to call out plays” is complete bullshit. These are the best football players in the world and they have all been wearing mouthpieces since they started playing at 5 years old all the way through college (NCAA makes mouthpieces mandatory for all players). Are you telling me that Andrew Luck had trouble playing quarterback last year with a mouthpiece in? How about RG III? I don’t think so. It has been proven scientifically that wearing a mouthpiece reduces concussions. If the NFL and NFLPA really cared about lowering the number of concussions in the league they would make mouthpieces mandatory.
So it really doesn’t matter how much money is spent on making new fancy helmets with all the bells and whistles. If the players choose not to wear their helmets correctly and don’t want to wear a mouthpiece then we will continue to see the same number of concussions in the league. So maybe Mr. Goodell should start making some rules that make some sense, and not just make the game two hand touch. Come on Rog, you are a smart guy, use your brain. Or did you get too many concussions playing high school football?
Full article on new helmets HERE.
Tebow trade is off!! (for the time being)
Mar 21st
Oops.
UMass Sport Management grad Mike Tannenbaum might have forgotten to read Tim Tebow’s contract before he and the Jets decided to announce that they had traded for the Denver QB.
According to ESPN the Jets missed the fact that they would have to pay the Jets $5 Million to cover Tebow’s guaranteed money. And now they have backed away from the deal.
Should be interesting to see how this winds up. Tebow might be a Jaguar after all!!!
Fantastic Mitt Romney/Eminem Parody Video
Mar 20th
Wow, this thing must have taken forever to make.
Check out this Eminem parody, “Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up” by Hugh Atkin. It might be the best political parody video I have ever seen.
If Obama doesn’t win this election it means his advisers really messed something up.
Breaking News! Sources: Tim Tebow traded to Jets, Manning a Bronco
Mar 19th
I know it’s been a while since ZACHISGOD has had any breaking news, but this is a big one.
Our sources are telling us that the Denver Broncos have already come to an agreement with the New York Jets to trade quarterback Tim Tebow. The details of the trade have not been completed yet, but the deal will bring Tebow to the unholy city of New York, where he can try to convert the wicked.
This all has come about because Chris Mortensen and Adam Schefter of ESPN are reporting that, baring any complications, the Denver Broncos will be signing free agent quarterback Peyton Manning. Manning, who was released by Indianapolis, has selected Denver as his next home after visiting with a number of other organizations. Obviously with Peyton in town the Broncos no longer had any use for Tebow’s inefficient arm and didn’t waste any time getting a trade done.
I think the Jets are a perfect fit for Tebow (You can always use more tight ends). Get ready for the big welcome party. This is going to be hilarious.
ESPN, Tebow Traded to Jets article HERE.
ESPN, Manning to Denver article HERE.
VIDEO: PK Hunder almost takes out Cameraman at X Games
Jan 28th
WOW!!! Freestyle skier PK Hunder almost just took out an idiot cameraman who walked onto the course during the Winter X Games Ski Big Air competition. This idiot cameraman was walking across the course just sipping away on his Red Bull when PK came flying by. Did it phase PK? No Way, he nailed his trick anyways.
Have to love the freestyle skiers.
And In Slow-Mo
Freestyle Skier Sarah Burke succumbs to injuries. Dead at age 29.
Jan 19th
We have some sad news to report this afternoon. Professional freestyle skier Sarah Burke has succumbed to injuries she sustained while training at a Park City, Utah halfpipe on January 10th. She was only 29 years old.
The Canadian, Burke, crashed while training on the same halfpipe that severely injured snowboarder Kevin Pearce in 2009. She sustained major brain injuries due to a lack of oxygen and blood after going into cardiac arrest on the mountain.
Sarah was a four time X-Games gold medal champion and by far the most well known and popular women’s freestyle skier in the World. She always amazed the crowds with her skill and brought the sport to new heights (literally) with her progression.
Sarah you will be sorely missed.
Hey drug addicts, you have a new painkiller in town!
Jan 13th
Are you a drug addict who loves Vicodin and OxyContin, but find yourself taking a handful of the drugs because one pill, “Just doesn’t do it for me anymore”?
Well you are in luck!!
The wonderful drug companies of the World have decided to make a new pill that is 100% pure Hydrocodone!!! No longer will you have to deal with non-addictive painkillers like acetaminophen or ibuprofen being mixed in with your opiates. You are now free to destroy your life and spend all of your money on the best stuff available!!
One of the pharmaceutical companies that is preparing to release the new pill, Teva Pharmaceuticals, is expecting sales of $500 Million or more annually. (I didn’t realize that many people live in West Virginia)
But watch out drug addicts, politicians are trying to rain on your prescription drug parade. Senator Chuck Schumer is asking the FDA not to approve the pill, and New York Attorney General Eric T. Schneiderman has released a report showing the rising number of people abusing painkillers and asking that the FDA not allow pure hydrocodone to be sold in America. (Party poopers)
Don’t worry too much though, most of the folks over at the FDA have their pockets lined with cash from the drug companies, so this will definitely be approved.
Start saving your cash and steal some more prescription pads you drug riddled Americans, because the street value for this stuff is going to be crazy!!
DISCLAIMER: ZACHISGOD.COM in no way endorses the illegal use of prescription drugs. Save your money to send your kids to college.
Report: New Jersey has the lowest amount of binge drinking in the country. (Not a Joke)
Jan 10th
According to a newly released report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, close to 17 percent of the United States population admit to binge drinking (4 or more drinks for a woman and 5 or more for a man, in one sitting). That is roughly 38 million people nationwide.
But listen to this, the state with the least amount of binge drinking according to the study is……………………………….drum roll please……………………………………………………………………………………………
NEW JERSEY!! (Just another in a long list of things to be proud of)
New Jerseyans only binge drink, on average, 3.6 times per month. That is compared to the highest binge drinking state, Kentucky, that consumes copious amounts of alcohol 6 times per month.
Oh, and we can’t forget about Wisconsin and the 25.6% of their population who binge on an average 9 drinks per occasion. I’m surprised those crazy badgers can “Jump Around” after the third quarter, you’d think they’d be passed out in their seats.
And what age group would you predict to binge drink the most often? Did you say 18-24 year olds? WRONG! Try 65+, who binge on the liquor of their choice an average of 6 times a month. Gotta love it when Grandma and Grandpa get a party started!!
Lion desperately tries to eat 3 year old through glass at the zoo
Jan 10th
Malik the lion is sick of not getting his snacks. Everyday he has to sit behind the glass at the Wellington Zoo and watch as thousands of scrumptious little humans walk by his enclosure.
So Malik finally lost it, and desperately tried to break through the heavy duty glass enclosure he calls home to get a taste of 3 year old Sofia Walker. Unfortunately for Malik, and fortunately for Sofia, the glass is made to withstand such attempts and the tiny girl was never in any danger.
In the video below you can see just how angry the 7 year old lion gets when he realizes that he will be stuck with the meat that is supplied by the zoo trainers. Look at his eyes and the deep breaths he is taking. That is one pissed off kitty.
Sofia, on the other hand, is one calm little girl and most likely headed to the snack bar to chow down on her own little snack of chicken fingers and french fries. The poor chicken didn’t even see it coming.
iPad3 Spam Text Messages. Hello there Ben Fuller.
Jan 9th
Were you awakened by a text message saying, “Hi, You’ve just been Selected to Test & Keep the iPad3! Confirm Your Spot Right Now at http:/ /ipad3mania.us”?
Well folks, no, you are not some lucky schmuck who gets to use the wonderful new iPad for free. This is a scam.
Do not click on the link and immediately delete the text message from your phone. Oh, and don’t bother trying to call back the number that it came from, it goes nowhere.
But after doing a little research online I was able to find out the name of the person who the domain “ipad3mania.us” is registered to.
Ben Fuller, Email davidickelizard@live.com. I would give you the registered phone number and address but they are both fake.
Email this asshole and tell him what a piece of shit he is. There are a lot of dumb and innocent people out there who actually fall for this kind of bullshit and criminals like Ben Fuller take advantage of them.
I’ll try to find out more information about this guy (If he is a real person) and will keep you updated.









